Firstly, please can boys learn to spell. Writing in text talk is not the way to my heart. Add the ‘y’ and the ‘o’ to the ‘u’ and get rid of the ‘8’ in between the ‘l’ and the ‘r’; writing ‘ate’ is far easier than switching to the number keyboard.

Secondly, please order your thoughts. I don’t want 8 notifications just from one guy. And scrolling up and down to see your incomprehensible thoughts is less than ideal.

Thirdly, for your own sake, add some interesting photos. Having 6 almost identical selfies as your profile is just ridiculous.

I’m not saying that proper sentences with good spelling and grammar and some variety of photos will make us the perfect match, but it will help.