No, I don’t want to see your penis.

“Dick pics” are only acceptable in two situations:

  1. when sent by 18 year old guys, who are naïve enough to believe girls like looking at a veiny willy, or

  2. when sent by an established boyfriend and the girlfriend genuinely wants to see that.

It is not acceptable to send a dick pic when you are 23, to someone you barely know.

A few weeks ago, I met a great guy at Wildlife Festival.  We had fun dancing and drinking and we swapped numbers.  Over the next few days he was fun and chatty and we tried to arrange a meet-up (actually, I tried to arrange a meet-up).  He had the standard excuse of needing to go to the gym after work and he’d let me know.

Obviously, we didn’t meet up.  But something else came up instead.

It started with suggestive photos.

It developed into full-frontal penis photos.

When unexpected, an erect penis on your phone screen is quite a shock.

After being bombarded by willies, I chose to delete him.  I cannot deal with someone who thinks the sun shines out of their arsehole…or rather, jap’s eye.

Photo by Charles Deluvio on Unsplash



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