- Don’t assume I need help with hanging this picture,
- but when I ask, be glad to help.
- If my computer crashes, don’t move me to the side and fix it within 5 minutes,
- show me what to do and I’ll fix it for myself.
- Don’t expect me to make dinner and then wash up,
- but if I do, be thankful and smother me with hugs and kisses.
- If I wear snuggly PJs and my hair in a bun for a chilled Saturday night in, don’t make sarky comments about my appearance,
- but when I wear a sexy dress and heels, shower me in compliments.
- Don’t expect my vagina to be perfectly waxed every single day,
- but when I do have a wax, make a point of noticing.
- I am a strong, independent woman and should not be told what to do,
- unless we’re in the bedroom…
- Do not take the jar off me and open it before I even try,
- but when I ask, please smile sweetly and use your muscles.
So true!
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