7 daily contradictions of my version of feminism

  • Don’t assume I need help with hanging this picture,
    • but when I ask, be glad to help.

 

  • If my computer crashes, don’t move me to the side and fix it within 5 minutes,
    • show me what to do and I’ll fix it for myself.

 

  • Don’t expect me to make dinner and then wash up,
    • but if I do, be thankful and smother me with hugs and kisses.

 

  • If I wear snuggly PJs and my hair in a bun for a chilled Saturday night in, don’t make sarky comments about my appearance,
    • but when I wear a sexy dress and heels, shower me in compliments.

 

  • Don’t expect my vagina to be perfectly waxed every single day,
    • but when I do have a wax, make a point of noticing.

 

  • I am a strong, independent woman and should not be told what to do,
    • unless we’re in the bedroom…

 

  • Do not take the jar off me and open it before I even try,
    • but when I ask, please smile sweetly and use your muscles.

     

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