Hello my lovely readers,

I’m back!

Not with the excitement of new-found love (like I secretly hoped I would be), but rather because life has continued it its usual vein of single mishaps, and I just couldn’t keep away from my Mac any longer!

So what’s to come?

• Tinder, Bumble and Spareroom(!) dates
• Speed dating
• Fuck-buddy conundrums
• All the cuddles and much less sex!
• Strip clubs and lap dances

In summary: More amusing anecdotes and opportunistic observations of gorgeous guys and gals, lustful longings and disastrous dates (but hopefully not too many!!)