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10 Things My Mumma Taught Me

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10 Things My Mumma Taught Me

  1. No one deserves anything
  2. Smile. You can get away with anything with a smile
  3. Don’t keep texting. If he likes you, he’ll text you – play it cool
  4. Brown and slightly hairy legs are better than smooth and pasty legs
  5. It’s always okay to have a glass of wine
  6. Every Sunday after the Saturday before, you’ll regret drinking and vow you’ll “never drink again” – until Wednesday.  This is fine
  7. Breathe in
  8. Sit up straight
  9. Stand up straight
  10. Maintain bronzed skin

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  1. astoldbymua says:
    May 18, 2018 at 7:14 am

    I agree 100% with everything mentioned lol

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    1. Theanonymousfeminist says:
      May 18, 2018 at 7:24 am

      ☺️ I’m glad

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  2. Bel says:
    May 18, 2018 at 5:10 am

    A glass of wine is always the answer 👍

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  3. In A Messy World says:
    May 17, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Sounds like a very wise mama ❤

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    1. Theanonymousfeminist says:
      May 17, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      She is she is x

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