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10 Things My Mumma Taught Me.

Posted by Theanonymousfeminist on

  1. No one deserves anything.

  2. Smile.  You can get away with murder with a smile.

  3. Don’t keep texting.  If he likes you, he’ll text you – play it cool.

  4. Brown and slightly hairy legs are better than smooth and pasty legs.

  5. It’s always okay to have a glass of wine.

  6. Every Sunday after the Saturday before, you’ll regret drinking and vow you’ll ‘never drink again’ – until Wednesday.  This is fine.

  7. Breathe in.

  8. Sit up straight.

  9. Stand up straight.

  10. Maintain bronzed skin.

Photo by Matt Hoffman on Unsplash

5 Comments Add yours

  1. astoldbymua says:
    May 18, 2018 at 7:14 am

    I agree 100% with everything mentioned lol

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    1. Theanonymousfeminist says:
      May 18, 2018 at 7:24 am

      ☺️ I’m glad

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  2. Bel says:
    May 18, 2018 at 5:10 am

    A glass of wine is always the answer 👍

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  3. In A Messy World says:
    May 17, 2018 at 8:22 pm

    Sounds like a very wise mama ❤

    Liked by 1 person

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    1. Theanonymousfeminist says:
      May 17, 2018 at 8:44 pm

      She is she is x

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