There’s a flaw with online dating.

Or maybe some flawed people use dating apps to fetch a girl to date and fuck with her.   In our world of social media and dating apps, we all want to present ourselves in the best light.  We put photos up of us having fun, we post silly quips about how hilarious we are…

The Fetish Club…

Or at least, the promise of one.   My friend has been speaking to a guy on Bumble.  He’s invited her to join him at an exclusive fetish club in London. She says he looks attractive in his profile photos, but this is through a mask.  In all 3, part of his face is covered…

What an offer..!

I matched with a guy on Bumble and what follows is our very brief exchange:   Him: Hey.  Do you want to meet tomorrow for a bit of fun / sex? Me: I’m a dater, not a one-night stand. Him: Yes same here.  It isn’t a one night stand.  Have a bit of fun and…

5 ways to get guys to respond on Bumble.

I’ve tried nearly all the dating sites/apps out there and Bumble is definitely up there with the best ones.  I’ve successfully managed to talk to guys, convinced them that they wanted to go on a date with me, fallen into bed with them and then whinged to my girlfriends about being ghosted. I’m not claiming…

2 very different stories…

Version 1: You match with a guy from Bumble.  You’re chatting for a few days.  You’re unsure on whether to go on the date. Date: he’s a nice guy, but you don’t feel a spark.  He tries to ask questions about you, but he mainly talks about himself.  He has limited ‘chat’ and no giggles….

Trying a different tac…

Bumble is a great app.  The only way a guy and a girl can talk with one another is if the girl speaks first.  As someone who can’t keep their mouth shut, this is perfect.  No need to ‘umm’ and ‘ahhh’ about whether to message first – a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta…