Is this appropriate..?

Last week I was in hospital. What better way to pass recovery time than on Tinder?  Frequently, I paused to think about how inappropriate it was to be swiping whilst inserted with cannulas, drainage tubes and morphine surging round my body, but then I remembered how bored I was, how crap daytime T.V. is and how…

No, I don’t want to see your penis.

“Dick pics” are only acceptable in two situations: when sent by 18 year old guys, who are naive enough to believe girls like looking at a veiny willy, or when sent by an established boyfriend and the girlfriend genuinely wants to see that. It is not acceptable to send a dick pic when you are…