A sexual history by numbers

1. We were together for 7 years.  Pretty wonderful, really. 2.  This was a little weird.  A different man’s body.  You were so fucking awkward afterwards. 3 and 4.  A fun night all around… 5.  The first one-night stand.  Nothing was okay about this. 6.  Gorgeous, younger.  A complete laugh.  We would continue hooking up…

Is that really appropriate…?

Watching First Dates and reflecting on my own checkered dating past has highlighted an array of guidelines on what to do (and what to avoid) on a first date. Conversation.  Don’t talk about politics, death, marriage and babies, exes or money.  End of. Alcohol.  Don’t get really drunk on a first date.  This is from personal experience….

How to Find the Perfect Partner

My housemate reckons he has dating sussed.  So here’s his guide to finding the perfect person for you: Use the ‘Quirk Rules of Attraction Venn Diagram’ It comprises of Sexual Attraction Physical Attraction Emotional Attraction All are equally important, and the best relationships involve all three elements. If you’re physically AND sexually, but not emotionally…