A Speed-Dating Night with Skirt Club

Over lockdown, I joined Skirt Club; a private members’ club for bisexual and bicurious women. Naturally, Covid isn’t very conducive to groups of women flirting in bars and luxury homes – especially now we’re back to the rule of 6 – and so we’ve had to enjoy one another’s company over Zoom. Fortunately, a few…

Facing Reality

In a moment of weakness, I texted my ex the other day.  This time last year, he told me he had got his act together.  He said he stopped all the drugs and alcohol and had a better job.  We know this only lasted two weeks but scrolling through his social media the other day,…

Notice a Fuckboy Before it’s Too Late

A week ago, I matched with a guy on Bumble who (almost immediately) told me he’s swiping to find a woman to join him and his girlfriend for a threesome.  Then he changed his tac and said that actually he and his girlfriend are not in a good place and he’s looking to date.  Why…

The Canadian

There was an understated coolness about you.  Much to my surprise, you weren’t surrounded by girls or friends.  I can’t remember who approached whom, but I do remember laughing a lot and the seductive stares that lasted a fraction too long to account for polite company.  We went bar-hopping around my favourite places in Brighton;…