“Keep this weekend free,” he says, pointing at my iCal. “Why?” “Just keep it free.” In the week leading up to the surprise weekend, clues are carefully offered. “You’ll want a nice dress and heels for Saturday night.” “Don’t look at your emails from Amazon.” (A bottle of Moet arrives in the post.) “You need…
Tag: London
A Speed-Dating Night with Skirt Club
Over lockdown, I joined Skirt Club; a private members’ club for bisexual and bicurious women. Naturally, Covid isn’t very conducive to groups of women flirting in bars and luxury homes – especially now we’re back to the rule of 6 – and so we’ve had to enjoy one another’s company over Zoom. Fortunately, a few…
Facing Reality
In a moment of weakness, I texted my ex the other day. This time last year, he told me he had got his act together. He said he stopped all the drugs and alcohol and had a better job. We know this only lasted two weeks but scrolling through his social media the other day,…
Notice a Fuckboy Before it’s Too Late
A week ago, I matched with a guy on Bumble who (almost immediately) told me he’s swiping to find a woman to join him and his girlfriend for a threesome. Then he changed his tac and said that actually he and his girlfriend are not in a good place and he’s looking to date. Why…
The Canadian
There was an understated coolness about you. Â Much to my surprise, you weren’t surrounded by girls or friends. Â I can’t remember who approached whom, but I do remember laughing a lot and the seductive stares that lasted a fraction too long to account for polite company. Â We went bar-hopping around my favourite places in Brighton;…
Still Searching for Prince Charming 