Looking to have your beau hot at the collar for every saucy thing you whisper to them? Find yourself stumbling and cringing when trying to sling two sentences together? You’ve come to the right place. With the reputation of being a sex blogger, I’ve strived to get my lovers squirming in their pants for all the right reasons. So if you’re seeking some sexy inspiration for talking dirty, please plough on.

How to Talk Dirty

Broadly speaking, there are 6 categories dirty talk can fall under (nothing like a bit of sexy organisation). Who cares? Well, you should. If you consider what you’re trying to achieve (say, request something sexy from your lover), it will help get your creative juices (ahem) flowing.

Fantasise

Tell your lover what gets you going and what you’d like them to do more.

“I get so turned on when I think about role-playing with you.”

“I love it when you join me in the shower.”

“I get so wet when you suck my nipples.”

Tease

Make your beau writhe in their seat whispering these dirty sentences over the phone.

“This evening, I won’t be wearing any knickers. I hope you’ll follow me to the bathroom…”

“I can’t wait to show you what I’ve learnt about Tantra.”

“Imagine being handcuffed to the bed, watching me play with myself but unable to touch.”

Anticipate

Tell them what you’re excited about or get them excited about what’s to come…

“I can’t wait to take your dick in my mouth, play with your balls and make you moan louder than I’ve made you moan before.”

“I’m going to make you beg me to fuck you.”

“I swung by a sex shop on my lunch break. Can’t wait to show you what I bought us.”

Remember

Recall a time you were both turned on together.

“Last night was so hot.”

“Remember that hotel last month when we had sex for so long that we missed our dinner reservation?”

“I can’t stop thinking about you coming down my throat this morning; it was so sexy”

Request

Ask something of your lover – perhaps a sexy favour.

“I wish you were inside me right now.”

“I really want to be covering your naked body in kisses.”

“I want you to go to your bedroom and send me a sexy photo.”

Compliment

Tell them what you love about being intimate together.

“The way you rub my clit is so good.”

“You turn me on so much.”

“Your dick is perfect. I absolutely love sucking it.”

That’s dirty talk sorted. If you’re a little rusty about sexting, check out my guide on how to sext.

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