The Fetish Club…

Or at least, the promise of one.   My friend has been speaking to a guy on Bumble.  He’s invited her to join him at an exclusive fetish club in London. She says he looks attractive in his profile photos, but this is through a mask.  In all 3, part of his face is covered…

Is this appropriate..?

Last week I was in hospital. What better way to pass recovery time than on Tinder?  Frequently, I paused to think about how inappropriate it was to be swiping whilst inserted with cannulas, drainage tubes and morphine surging round my body, but then I remembered how bored I was, how crap daytime T.V. is and how…