What an offer..!

I matched with a guy on Bumble and what follows is our very brief exchange:

 

Him: Hey.  Do you want to meet tomorrow for a bit of fun / sex?

Me: I’m a dater, not a one-night stand.

Him: Yes same here.  It isn’t a one night stand.  Have a bit of fun and go from there.

Me: Not looking for friends with benefits either.  After different things.  Best of luck with the novel!  (He’s writing a book).

Him: Ashame [sic].  I found you incredibly beautiful (interesting he used the past tense – he no longer finds me attractive because I won’t jump into bed with him?) and thought you seem interesting (and clearly he was wrong..?)

Me: – No response –

Him: And I thought you might like a coconut massage.

Me: I’m not one for massages either (laughing face).  I find them deeply uncomfortable.

Him: Haha.  Well you haven’t had a coconut massage.  It’s where you lay on the bed or floor fully naked, I put coconut oil on your back, bum and legs and get on your back naked and slide up and down your body, and the smell of the coconut makes you both relax and the skin to skin contact generates energy between both people.

 

Was this meant to turn me on?  I found this offer disgusting and promptly deleted him.

 

5 Comments Add yours

  1. L. Rorschach says:

    Haha, I agree with pratseek: He’s beta testing to see what works! He needs to change his technique because I can’t imagine that would work with anyone. LOL

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  2. pratseek says:

    funny..maybe he is going through trial and error way of figuring out what works.

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    1. I hope I helped him work out that THAT doesn’t work.

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  3. I can’t imagine why you didn’t immediately jump on that guy… 😀

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    1. Precisely. I’m sure he was surprised to be deleted, too!

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