Don’t assume I need help with hanging this picture but when I ask, be glad to help.
If my computer crashes, show me how to fix it but stay with me in case I can’t do it.
Don’t expect me to make dinner and do the dishes, but if I do, be thankful and smother me with hugs and kisses.
If I wear snuggly pyjamas and my hair in a messy bun for a chilled night in, don’t make sarcastic comments about my appearance. But when I wear a sexy dress and heels, shower me in compliments.
Don’t expect me to have no body hair every time we sleep together, but when I do have a wax, make a point of noticing.
I am a strong, independent woman and don’t want to be told what to do – unless we’re in the bedroom.
Don’t take the jar off me and open it before I even try, but when I ask you to help, please smile sweetly and use your muscles.