Daily Contradictions of my Version of Feminism

Don’t assume I need help with hanging this picture but when I ask, be glad to help.

If my computer crashes, show me how to fix it but stay with me in case I can’t do it.

Don’t expect me to make dinner and do the dishes, but if I do, be thankful and smother me with hugs and kisses.

If I wear snuggly pyjamas and my hair in a messy bun for a chilled night in, don’t make sarcastic comments about my appearance.  But when I wear a sexy dress and heels, shower me in compliments.

Don’t expect me to have no body hair every time we sleep together, but when I do have a wax, make a point of noticing.

I am a strong, independent woman and don’t want to be told what to do – unless we’re in the bedroom.

Don’t take the jar off me and open it before I even try, but when I ask you to help, please smile sweetly and use your muscles.

Photo by Miguel Bruna on Unsplash.

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