I’m a feminist but…

My favourite podcast is The Guilty Feminist.  It explores a whole host of topics in insightful ways whilst being absolutely hilarious at the same time.  At the beginning of each episode the hosts disclose three un-feminist habits they have discovered about themselves.  Here are some of my own and ones friends have shared:

(See a similar post of mine here).

  • I’m a feminist but when I see a shit driver is a woman I think, ‘of course it is’.

  • I’m a feminist but I find men putting up shelves and fixing things a huge turn on.

  • I’m a feminist but when my new kitchen was being installed I asked if any ‘big, strong men’ could help me move the fridge.

 

  1. I’m a feminist but I went to a strip club once, and I went to a strip club again.

  2. I’m a feminist but I paid a woman to dance for me and to take her underwear off.

  3. I’m a feminist but I left the strip club declaring I was gay, then proceeded to give my male friend a blowjob when we got home.

I sent a whip-around text to my friends:

Can you finish this sentence? ‘I’m a feminist but…’ xxx

A HUGE ‘thank you‘ to all my friends who put up with messages about blog contributions.  Without you, this blog wouldn’t be nearly as funny.

Here’s what they said:

  • I’m a feminist but I love sucking dick.
  • I’m a feminist but I still apply the rule of legs out or tits out – never both!
  • I’m a feminist but I rely on my boyfriend to fix my car.
  • I’m a feminist but I can’t stand drunk girls on the train.
  • I’m a feminist but I love it when my husband takes control of things.
  • I’m a feminist but I still love James Franco after the allegations.
  • I’m a feminist but so is my boyfriend and so is my dad.
  • I’m a feminist but [No buts!  I’m not apologetic about being a feminist].
  • I’m a feminist but I find drag queens scary.
  • I’m a feminist but I love watching sucking-dick porn.

 

Any other contradictions?  Leave a comment!

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