Fancy ditching nativity scenes and mini chocolates in favour of a more interesting December countdown? Spice up your Advent with a sex toy advent calendar bursting with gifts that keep on giving. With treats behind 12 or 24 doors, ranging from satin blindfolds to luxury sex toys (aimed at men, women or couples) there’s a sexy advent calendar for everyone.

Priced far less than the sum of their parts, sex toy advent calendars are a fun way to introduce sex toys into your relationship, try a selection of goodies to see what turns you on and save hundreds of pounds in the process.

Considering I write for them, I’d end up on Santa’s Naughty List this year if I didn’t buy a Lovehoney advent calendar (I promise this isn’t a sponsored post!). But being bad is more fun than being good, so I picked the calendar with 24 doors…

The Lovehoney 24-Day X Womanizer Couple’s Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 is currently £149 with contents worth over £450. It includes Womanizer’s latest suction vibrator, Liberty 2 (worth £89.99) and the We-Vibe Sync Lite (worth £79.99). Together, these toys alone cost over £20 more than the entire 24-gift calendar. We call this a “no-brainer”.

Looking at our Jolly Postman’s… umm… package, my partner and I are promised thrilling vibrations, longer-lasting erections and tantalising bondage stimulation. Although we have something similar to every item, we’re probably not Lovehoney’s target market for this advent calendar. The description says this calendar is “ideal for exploring sensory play, bondage and massage with your partner.” Curious couples will love it. Sex toy aficionados? It remains to be seen.

We’ll share the contents as we countdown to a kinky Christmas.

Featured image credit to Lovehoney