You don’t want to read another blog post about a sex toy’s ability to give you mind-blowing orgasms. And frankly, I don’t want to write about that. Instead, let me tell you about a couple’s sex toy that’s unlike one I’ve ever seen or experienced before – bear in mind I write for Lovehoney. And please: assume the inevitability of eye-rolling, belly-expanding, toe-curling orgasms, just simultaneously.

Come with me as I run you through the Snail Jovi by SVibe.

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Will You Create a Trail of Pleasure?

Yes, you absolutely could use Jovi on your partner’s inner thighs, neck and nipples — but I bet you won’t. You’ll open the box and see that this toy was designed purely with your most intimate areas in mind.

When Jovi’s in your hand, and you’re testing the sensations across your vulva, a thought will flash through your mind: these vibrations will feel so good on my nipples. Probably, but you won’t be able to remove the exquisite pulsing from your clit.

When you’re teasing your partner’s dick, you’ll consider moving the vibrations to their chest or stomach. You won’t. He’ll be having too good a time.

However, if you do decide to use this toy beyond its intended purpose, you’ll find Jovi hits the spot, here, there and everywhere. Slide Jovi over your favourite dildo to enhance your solo play or try shagging doggy style for the most incredible vibrations against your bum. I only reckon it’ll be a few times until you’re bold enough to resist temptation and allow Jovi to roam across other sensitive areas, leaving your pussy or dick crying out for more.

Two Motors, One Explosive Experience

I can hear you practically begging me to talk technical to you. Here’s the saucy spec.

Even if you’re accustomed to sex toys offering multiple, simultaneous vibrations, the Snail Jovi’s not just your average dual-motor sex toy. 

When switched on, Jovi vibrates in two different locations. There’s a motor in the snail shell, primarily for clitoral stimulation, and an encased motor that sits along the shaft of the penis – and therefore inside the vagina during penetration. Though because this toy’s made from body-safe silicone, you’ll feel the vibrations everywhere.

During penetration, Jovi’s patented Slide’n’Roll™ technology gives a unique “unrolling” sensation you don’t get with traditional vibrators. Meaning: simultaneous stimulation to the penis shaft, vagina and clitoris. That’s pleasure, pleasure and more pleasure. Plus, with five intensities and three modes, you’ll both find your perfect sensations – you just have to agree on whether you want constant vibes or irresistible pulsing. 

Add another level of play (or introduce light BDSM) by giving one of you total control of the remote. The other? Please lie back and relinquish control. Mmm. Or get really wet and play in the shower or bath, because Jovi’s fully waterproof.

The double cock ring can be a bit fiddly if you’re not used to cock and ball rings – or are working with tight balls. So slather on the water-based lube. (Silicone lube erodes silicone toys, which I always find ridiculous and therefore easy to remember.) If manoeuvering those loops has you both giggling, enjoy it; sex doesn’t have to be sexy.

Yes, Jovi is quiet, but not whisper quiet – though you probably won’t care if your housemate hears you. Within minutes, you’ll have already decided to order one for her birthday.

The SVibe Jovi doesn’t just vibrate during play – it leaves a shimmering path in its wake. You’ll roll over for sleep with a lasting tingle and spiralling ideas of who to talk to about it and how to use it next time.

So no, I won’t tell you it’ll change your sex life – even though it probably will. I’ll just say that if you’re curious, adventurous and forever on a quest for mutual pleasure, Jovi’s essential.

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