This year, I treated myself and my partner to a Lovehoney Advent Calendar. Tempting as it was, we didn’t dive into each box to devour the treasures hidden within. Instead, we’ve been very good (I hope you’re listening, Father Christmas!) and opened the boxes day by day, as Jesus intended.
This blog ought to have been written on the seventh day but alas, we were having too much fun with the toys to find time to write. Or so I’ll have you think…
Let’s explore the couples’ sex toys and how to use them.
Rechargeable vibrating bullet, with 10 modes
Day 1 started strong with a USB rechargeable vibrating bullet boasting 10 vibration patterns. If you have ever played with a vibrating sex toy, you’ll know the drill. Singular, steady buzz of different intensities for the first few patterns, then buzzing on and off in waves or staccato rhythm.
This is a seriously strong bullet and we’re very impressed.
Ideas for how to use it
- Classic masturbation accessory for men or women
- Tease your partner’s erogenous zones – or your own
- Add another layer of stimulation during vaginal or anal sex
- Be very careful when pleasuring a bumhole: bullets don’t have flared bases so can be sucked up by the sphincter muscles
- Remember to lube it up and wash it well
Sex toy wipes and Womanizer “toy gel” (lube)
Day 2 offered something that would have made sense to offer first, but it feels a little boring (probably why it’s in box 2): sex toy cleaning wipes and some lube. Essential, and perfect size for festive getaways.
Ideas for how to use them
- Clean all your sex toys after you use them, especially if you have multiple partners
- Use lube, even if you think it’s “cheating” or you feel ashamed about it. There’s nothing wrong with applying lube. It doesn’t mean you can’t get wet or need extra help. Embrace lube and slather it on – it’ll make everything feel even better
Hollow dildo
This is so much more than a dildo. Day 3 brought us a hollow, G-spot, suction cup silicone dildo. The silicone is unbelievably smooth and it’s compatible with the bullet from box 1 – just pop it inside the dildo.
Ideas for how to use it
- Use as a G-spot dildo, or slide a bullet inside for penetration that gives you toe-curling vibrations
- The suction cup can be stuck to any smooth surface, such as the wall, a mirror or the shower
- Remember to lube it up and wash it well
Ribbed stroker
A ribbed stroker (compatible with the bullet from the first box) arrived on day 4. Made from clear, rubbery silicone, this dick stoker has a small pocket for a bullet vibrator – proving bullets really can be a couples’ toy.
Ideas for how to use it
- Lube up the stroker and the penis before sliding it on to enjoy textured stimulation
- Ideal for both solo masturbation and partner play, this toy will level up your wank
- To use the bullet as well, pop it into the pocket before easing the stroker over your dick
- Remember to wash it after use
Blindfold
On day 5 we were reminded that no sex box is complete without a blindfold. Don’t be disappointed if you already have one. “You need about 10 blindfolds just to find one in your sex box,” says my partner (only half-kidding).
This Lovehoney blindfold is made from super soft material and is very comfortable.
Ideas for how to use it
- Wear a blindfold to experience sensory deprivation and heighten other senses
- Experiment with flavoured lube or chocolate body paints
- Tease each other with a feather tickler or a pinwheel
Butt plug
Day 6 bestowed a gold crystal butt plug. Small enough to be appealing to many couples curious about exploring anal play, yet large enough to stimulate all those nerve endings inside your bum. If you’re really interested in anal, you’ll need a lot more than just a butt plug. Here’s your anal toolkit.
Ideas for how to use it
- Wash well (douching is optional)
- Apply lots of lube to the butt plug and the bumhole it’s being inserted into
- Start slowly; insert a finger or two inside before using the plug
- Either slide the butt plug into position and leave it there or:
- Carefully insert and remove the plug repeatedly for a more intense sensation
- Remember to wash it well
Massage oil
On day 7, we were gifted vanilla massage oil, because even the kinkiest advent calendars need foreplay and aftercare accessories.
Ideas for how to use it
- Give your lover a sensual, sweet-smelling massage as part of foreplay
- Offer a tender massage as aftercare or:
- Massage each other after a long day, to reconnect.
We’ve already opened the next few boxes and this couples’ advent calendar from Lovehoney keeps on giving.
Photo by Womanizer Toys on Unsplash
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