Still Searching for Prince Charming

10 Things My Mumma Taught Me

10 Things My Mumma Taught Me No one deserves anything Smile. You can get away with anything with a smile Don’t keep texting. If he likes you, he’ll text you – play it cool Brown and slightly hairy legs are better than smooth and pasty legs It’s always okay to have a glass of wine…

The Passion She Found in That Room

She thought it would be tricky to get along with him that night; this arrogant, sexist man. He reminded her of when she was younger – more naive, more accepting of men’s chauvinistic remarks. Maybe this kindled a yearning for her youth? His girlfriend was at home, she wasn’t known to her. His presence was…

A Letter to 16-year-old Me

To Younger Me, You’re 16 and you need to know life’s not going to go how you plan. You won’t be with this man forever; he’ll surprise and disappoint you and resurface like those sparkly hot pants you forgot you had. When you leave him you’ll be lost. But you’ll work out that this is…

Unravelling

The inevitable has come to fruition, And everything else is tumbling inward at an alarming rate. I’m unravelling. Will screaming help? Not really. Will crying? Temporarily. How will I fill the void you’ll create in your absence? Photo by frank mckenna on Unsplash

I’m a Feminist But…

My favourite podcast at the moment is The Guilty Feminist. Alongside Deborah Frances-White, panellists explore a host of topics in insightful ways whilst also being absolutely hilarious. At the beginning of each episode, the hosts disclose three un-feminist habits they have discovered about themselves. Here are some of my own and ones that friends have…

“It Would Just be a Bit of Fun for Me; Sex, a Snuggle etc.”

I tried a new approach with this guy. We messaged for a bit and then we had a phone call. By the time our Thursday date rolled around, I hoped this one would be a bit different. Although I was reluctant and nervous about our first date, I still went. And it was a good…

10 Things That Go Through My Mind Before a First Date

10 questions I ask myself before a first date: What if I don’t fancy him? What if he doesn’t turn up? What if he’s rude/arrogant /mute [delete as appropriate]? What if he turns up late and I’m already 2 glasses down? What if I really like him and he doesn’t like me? What if I…

Like a Cat

Like a cat, I spread out in the hot sun. My fur: freshly washed and Moroccan oiled; my tail gently curling. No pressures on this day, only the promise of warm sunlight until sunset. Drifting in and out of dreams, my breath steadies. My limbs stretch and my whiskers twitch. Photo by Divyan Rajveer Rana…

Single and Mingle Night

I thought it couldn’t get worse than Speed Dating. Turns out, it can! Last week, a friend invited me to a Single and Mingle night in Brighton. She was going with her housemate and we all agreed it could be rubbish but we wouldn’t know unless we went (and we’d never find a boyfriend sat…

Speed Dating Do’s and Don’ts

So you’re off speed dating…? Well done, what a commitment! You might be feeling nervous and wondering what you should do and what you should avoid when speed dating, and maybe getting yourself all worked up, but there’s no need. Speed dating should be a fun evening, just bear in mind a couple of pointers….